Sex like fast food

If you are wise and find it unacceptable when truth opposes a craving, you understand “integrity” serves no purpose unless it achieves our desire. Doubtless, some “square” will tell us this pragmatic approach supposes we don’t need to adapt to facts of life. Well, if we want facts, we can search the internet. Just as if there is something altogether “strange, or alien” in the hamburger, something neither meat, fish or foul”, what of it? Did not hunger subside upon eating? Was it tasty? What else could we want but such satisfaction? Most California voters opted NOT to label GMO produce. We don’t want to know what’s in the food, so fuck those hippies. Let’s think of sex the same way.

It’s so tedious to contemplate our desires, or scrutinize them. A snob advocating better-informed choices really just wants to take our goodies, regardless of their “logic” and “facts.” Let those naïve souls have their banality. We’re on this ball-o-dirt to get what we want. We all have at least two friends who agree with our opinions and they are intelighent. And who really has time to pick fly shit out of pepper? If “integrity” is so damn good, why isn’t everyone doing it? If these prigs were smart, they would know a little lie; a tiny sweet nothing gets us laid faster than anything, it can keep a relationship together too. We’ve seen miserable fucks stay together no matter what, how do you think they succeed without a little lie here and there. Yeah, and fast food vendors use the same techniques. But they don’t force us to eat. Let’s leave all the fuss to the experts. They can advertise a solution like a drug or whatever when they figure out something important. Of course, they will work the same PR on us as we use in a bar on Saturday night. Duh, it works!

Why not just leave ordinary people alone! We spend our time, energy and money on various amusements and desires as we goddamn please. Sure, people may have better spent the hundreds of millions wasted on penis grow pills, labiaplasty, cellulite creams and divorce. Still our suggestibility creates paychecks for numerous businesses, advertisers and models. Our credulity supports the economy, and that is good, regardless of invoking the disapproval of some gaggle of nitpickers. Sure the doomsayers whine, “The gullible herd played a part in huge mistakes like the Iraq war, and climate change etc.” Well it’s too fuckin late to do anything about that, it’s water under the bridge. Now we want to see Kim Kardashian’s butt and yer blockin the TV, you asshat!

Who isn’t tired of the fuckin thought police pointing out the assumptions of our clichés like “diamonds are forever, commitment means you’re loving, and good girls don’t want sex. Ladies just need to remember the thing about free milk and buying cows, so sell it (you naughty little milkmaids.) If you’re polyamorous, just follow a different set of instructions promoted by the people who know stuff. We tell our partners what they want (the white lie we probably believe ourselves) and they give us what we want, just like a drive through window. It is a fair trade because they do it with us too.

These goddamn goodie two shoes in both traditional and counter-culture relationships need to finally get it that the expedient way is reasonable. But who has time to explain all this to skeptics because we’re too busy living! Remember, when some visionary comes along and says, “Progress will never come from conforming ourselves to present ethics, so let’s expose the weakness in our ideas, and try new things.” Yeah, try that shit at a party! Here a tip. This is not about carrots, sticks, and all that other kind of bullshit. We get what we want if we just follow directions. You give the lady at the window your money, and she gives you the burger and fries. It’s just that easy.

Anyone suggesting we consider something contrary to the alternatives we select from today’s popular opinions is fucking flattering himself or herself. They pretend to know more than the rest of us. These self-conceited dorks do not deserve serious consideration. The critics of prevailing thought about both relationships and fast food will find their quest for progress a failure. Why? Because we, at least the real Americans, make up our own damn minds. Plus we all know, there is a huge difference between eating the cheap processed foodstuff and sex. Our eating habits concern a very personal biological impulse and the distinction between that and sexuality is obvious!

By Todd Vickers

McDonald’s drops use of gooey ammonia-based ‘pink slime’ in hamburger meat

Consumer Reports: Fast food restaurants You may want to drive past big national chains like McDonald’s and Taco Bell. A Consumer Reports survey of more than 30,000 of its readers turned up lots of other choices that they say are much tastier.